The Delhi walla's pretension in writing makes me want to lodge a bullet in his balls - Blogger Nimpipi, the woodchuck chucks GO STRAIGHT TO MORE STORIESContact mayankaustensoofi@gmail.com for ad enquiries.Delhi’s English is a very funny language.[Text and pictures by Mayank Austen Soofi]Delhi was once the capital of British India. Maybe that’s why we Delhiwallas can walk English, talk English and live English. Go to the backside of any building and you would find some signboard or the other – in English, of course. And mind you, our English is always funnier than the English people’s English. Here is a sample. (Don't mind the proofing errors.)Above Palika Bazar ParkingAt Daryaganj's Sunday Book BazaarAt Nizamuddin BastiAt PaharganjAt Hazrat Nizamuddin DargahAt a