Our Self-Written Obituaries – Zinnia Ray Chaudhuri, Sector 23 Dwarka Farewell Notice by The Delhi Walla - February 12, 2015February 13, 20151 The ninth death. [Text by Zinnia Ray Chaudhuri; photo by Tanushree Ghosh] We are thankful that she at least died doing what she loved, eating her favourite food at home while watching a Bollywood award function on TV. As Salman Khan came on stage and tried to pretend like he had some talent which did not involve him baring his chiseled, enough-already, torso, Zinnia Ray Chaudhuri snorted way too hard on her fish curry and rice and choked on a bone. She is at peace now. Her ghost will wander the Earth and live in her office’s pantry (because that’s where the tea was). So if the machine starts refilling at an inconvenient moment, know that she is right there fuming with you (she truly hated that machine!). Ms Chaudhuri is survived by a great family and retarded friends, who, she hopes, will bake her ashes into a decadent chocolate cake and proceed to get high by overdosing on it. If you miss her, eat something, she will like that. Our Obituaries invites Delhiites across the world to write their obituary in 200 words. The idea is to share with the world how you will like to be remembered after you are gone. (May you live a long life, of course!) Please mail me your self-obit at mayankaustensoofi@gmail.com. FacebookX Related Related posts: Our Self-Written Obituaries – Ron Bhasin, Dwarka Sector 18B Our Self-Written Obituaries – Anubhuti Krishna, aka Thatgirlinmuddyboots, Sector 9, Dwarka Our Self-Written Obituaries – Arunima Mazumdar, Dwarka Our Self-Written Obituaries – Sayantan Ghosh, Pondicherry Our Self-Written Obituaries – Saudamini Jain, Sector 40, Noida
This is the most fun obit I have read here….just wanted to add that am pretty sure the cake would be perfectly baked by Tanushree so I would like to be invited 🙂