Our Self-Written Obituaries – Pupps Roy, Kailash Colony Farewell Notice by The Delhi Walla - March 18, 2015March 18, 201511 The 37th death. [Text by Pupps Roy; photo by Unknown] Seize the day. Indeed, the phrase “carpe diem” was coined for Pupps Roy, a migrant who came to New Delhi with steely determination and went on to climb the pinnacle of its high society. Mr Roy made many friends, as well as many enemies in the capital’s exclusive circle of fashionable people. He was widely admired for effortlessly juggling his time between two married lovers (famous page-3 names by the way). However, when Mr Roy breathed his last, he was in the middle of making love to some other man. According to the anonymous person he was with, Mr Roy was moaning softly at the moment of his ejaculation from the world. Two empty bottles of Mouton Cadet were found under the bed. A prayer ceremony will be held on Sunday in a private apartment in Defense Colony. Drinks will be served. A band will play the score of Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker, Mr Roy’s favorite ballet. Our Self-Written Obituaries invites people to write their obituary in 200 words. The idea is to share with the world how you will like to be remembered after you are gone. (May you live a long life, of course!) Please mail me your self-obit at mayankaustensoofi@gmail.com. FacebookX Related Related posts: Our Self-Written Obituaries – Shibani Bedi, Kailash Colony Our Self-Written Obituaries – Ratan Kaul, Greater Kailash II Our Self-Written Obituaries – Kashiana Singh, Chicago Our Self-Written Obituaries – Anam Fatima, New Friends Colony, Delhi Our Self-Written Obituaries – Tanishka Goel, East of Kailash
I congratulate you for not dropping any names. Were they able to ascertain the cause of death? I’m curious. P.S. The last time I checked, it was ‘defence’ with a ‘c’.
Naushirvan..well my heart just stopped beating after an awesome making out. Maybe it was a cardiac arrest. I purposely didnt put the cause. Some things are just to be understood and felt without mentioning. Yes defenCe is right but many in house addresses I saw defenSe so I chose that. I know its wrong but I wanted it to sound little different. Thanks for reading
lolz … Mr Roy, this made me laugh for a long time … @”Mr Roy was moaning softly at the moment of his ejaculation from the world”
Well I wanted to make this story funny. I wrote the article in 15 mins. Incase you are interested to read one more here it is.. http://omgdelhi.blogspot.in/2012/04/dior-delhi.html
@MAS: Thanks for including good number of gays. Now find some lesbians too. Please practice gender empowerment and egalitarianism even while respecting all the sexual orientations. You are doing a great job by making GLBT mainstream. I support the rights of all my GLBT friends. More awareness is needed. Take this from a bigoted former homophobe i.e. myself.